Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Tooele has failed again

Tooele has earned yet another fail. I will be in Tooele briefly tomorrow evening, and I suggested to a friend that we could go get some ice cream at Leatherby's Ice Cream. Let me just say that Leatherby's is awesome and doesn't deserve this. But no. It is closed. I think Tooele likes to have bored out of their mind residents. Maybe the boredom, combined with the heat is why there is no crime rate, because their freaking souls have been sucked out due to boredom. Or Tooele is an ancient indian village that was cursed to be unproductive and be lazy due to boredom.

Maybe I'll go poison the water supply or cause something to explode in the nearby copper mine, that might wake the town.

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