I am doomed

So... faced with the possibility that I may have asthma, I looked it up to find out more information. It wasn't until I looked at the irritants that I realized that I am truly doomed. I can see how I die now, laughing so hard that it causes a major asthma attack and collapsing my lungs. It sounds painful. I would have preferred to laugh so hard that my heart just fails and explodes, or a major blood vessel in my brain exploding, causing me to die a quick painless death. All I can hope for is that suffocating isn't terribly painful.