Curse You!

Curse you procrastination! Curse you and your easy to fall into ways! Would that I could banish you to nether most regions of the Earth. But this I do declare, from this day hence we are mortal enemies. DO YOU HEAR ME?! MORTAL ENEMIES!

You shall be purged from the depths of my being and cast out like last week's rotten milk.

And so I will be able to declare victory. That day there will be trumpets roaring, the stampeding of horses and much jubilation all around.

So get thee hence!