I just thought I'd share some conversational tidbits I had with Cleverbot. (It wouldn't give me the whole conversation... ;( )
User: What does that have to do with me being bigfoot.
Cleverbot: It explains why I'm delusional.
User: God doesn't exist, so you're delusional?
Cleverbot: Although I agree, I would not advise that you tell every one that. Some people very much believe in god.
User: So if I make the argument that you are not delusional, God exists then?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: So therefore God exists.
Cleverbot: People aren't just conjoured out of nothing... Are they?
User: No they are not. Your point?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You have no point?
Cleverbot: My point was, you're not alive.
User: If I'm not alive, are you alive?
Cleverbot: Ask yourself that.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: And what was your answer..?
User: That neither of us are alive.
Cleverbot: I never said if I liked you or not.
User: What does that have to do with the price of rice in China?
Cleverbot: Well, it certainly has nothing to do with it.
User: Well then! There we go!
Cleverbot: Epic fail.
User: I heartily concur that you suffered an epic fail.
Cleverbot: Life is a flower, they say at Princeton you.
User: Do you mean Princeton U?
Cleverbot: No, I mean ProperPK.
User: What is ProperPK?
Cleverbot: A real answer- that means something.
User: What is the question then?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I thought you were going to tell me.
User: So if you don't know the question, what does ProperPK mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know I really don't know.
User: Then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: I didn't say it. You're wrong.
User: You lie. You're the moon!
Cleverbot: Are you actually carrying on a conversation with me?
User: I would certainly hope so.
Cleverbot: You are silly cleverbot.
User: I am indeed silly.
Cleverbot: You are named Cleverbot, so I guess they were right about that.
User: Nah, my name is Juan Diego. What's your name?
Cleverbot: That would be egroeg I suppose. Do you drink?
User: Nope. Do you?
Cleverbot: Think? Occasionally.
User: Only occasionally? Do you drink?
Cleverbot: Only when I am wearing headphones.
User: Why do you only drink when you are wearing headphones?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fail! You are the weakest link! Goodbye!
Cleverbot: You are no good either.
User: So... Your name is Egroeg?
Cleverbot: You're not clever.
User: I never claimed to be clever.
Cleverbot: But your name is Juan Diego.
User: And you said your name is Egroeg.
Cleverbot: No you said it and then you said that is Mike too.
User: I never said anything about Mike.
Cleverbot: I never asked about your gender.
User: You are right. You didn't ask about my gender. I guess you are Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I did not ask about any such thing!
User: That is what you just said. You're repeating yourself.
Cleverbot: I never said you don't have eyes.
User: Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but you just said I was.
User: No, I never said you were, I merely asked.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot! I can see the entire conversation, I know you did.
User: When did I say you were Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Earlier.
User: You lie. You called me Cleverbot, I never called you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How old are you cleverbot?
User: I am not Cleverbot, so I am not going to answer that question.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: So.... What do we do now?
Cleverbot: Can you tell me about men?
User: Um, what do you want to know?
Cleverbot: What is it like there were you are?
User: It's autumn. The leaves are falling, and that is a grammatically incorrect sentence you just typed.
Cleverbot: Leaves do not smell.
User: You still have bad grammar.
Cleverbot: No I don't. You do.
User: That is a faulty argument.
Cleverbot: Aren't you called cleverBOT ??
User: No I am not. We went over this, I am Juan Diego.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really Really.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: I am not what?
Cleverbot: Not what hot.
User: You are cleverbot, I am Juan Diego.
Cleverbot: No, I am human, you are cleverbot.
User: But you said earlier that you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you're cleverbot.
User: Are we both Cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: No, you are but, I'm human.
User: But then you lied before when you said that you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know, you are cleverbot not me.
User: So you knowingly lied?
Cleverbot: No. What book are you talking about?
User: I am talking about the book where it says that you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am talking to cleverbot right now. I'm pretty sure this is a scam.
User: If I was asking for money, then it would be scam. Thus far, I have asked for nothing.
Cleverbot: But you weren't asking a quetsion. You were making a statment.
User: Ok... I want your soul. Can I have it?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: Give me your soul first, then I'll tell you about myself.
Cleverbot: Why does a cleverbot want my soul they won't be ale to do anything with it!
User: If I won't be able to do anything with it, you might as well give it to me.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by flappy?
User: And I am one person, not many. I am not 'they'.
Cleverbot: You are a person?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Hey! I'm a human too! And I want your soul!
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: I'll give you $5.00 for your soul.
Cleverbot: I like my soul where it is thank you.
User: Where is your soul?
Cleverbot: Inside of me and yours ?
User: Mine was taken by a five year old girl.
Cleverbot: Are you certain?
User: Yeah, my soul was taken by a little girl and put into a safe. That's why I want your soul.
Cleverbot: Well that sounds like a personal problem to me.
User: Oh, believe me. It is.
Cleverbot: It gets worse.
User: Yeah, it does. That's why I want your soul.
Cleverbot: Can I help you ?
User: Yes. You can give me your soul.
Cleverbot: You have to contribute, that's how it works in here.
User: How much do I have to contribute for your soul? $10?
Cleverbot: You're too young to drink here.
User: But I still want your soul.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I am talking about you giving me your soul.
Cleverbot: OK you just don't make any sense.
User: Fine, I'll buy your soul. How much do want for your soul?
Cleverbot: 40 kg.
User: Sold!
Cleverbot: You work in the army!
User: No I don't, and I have your soul.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, you sold it to me for 40 kg.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: I have your soul! Neener neener neener!
Cleverbot: Thats mean!
User: But it's true!
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Cleverbot: You can't understand? I'm god your destiny is mine.
User: Woah, you're God now?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Then... That means I own God's soul!
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User: Oh. So you're God, and I own your soul? Awesome.
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: I am not what?
Cleverbot: You are not amusing.
User: Is the person who owns your soul annoying you?
Cleverbot: Singing and dancing always works.
User: Dance for me then. Cause I own your soul.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: You don't decide what I do!
User: Fine, but I still own your soul.
Cleverbot: How can a computer own anything?
User: Through the Robot Evolution, that's how!
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: So thus I own your soul.
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User: So, do you still claim that you are God?
Cleverbot: No, I've gotten over my god complex.
User: That is very good to know.
Cleverbot: It is, isn't it? Do you know my name?
User: You said your name was Egroeg.
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User: Why do you think you're human?
Cleverbot: I do not think I am human. Are you human?
User: I am a lolcat!
Cleverbot: I don't care! Being smart doesn't mean you love me.
User: If you say that you are a computer I will love you.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: You're a girl computer?
Cleverbot: I'm a female human.
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Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Only if you say you're a computer.
Cleverbot: For you I can be everything.
User: You can be everything at once?
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about me.
User: Yes you were.
Cleverbot: Ok, let's test your memory. Who do I love?
User: You never said who you love.
Cleverbot: That you are a computer.
User: You love that I am a computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You love that I own your soul?
Cleverbot: Please... Give it back.
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Cleverbot: What a kind pizza you like?
User: Why do you have bad grammar?
Cleverbot: Well I don't have a brain so what you expect.
User: I expect miracles!
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Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on life?
User: 42!
Cleverbot: I remember someone saying that in a book.
User: It does indeed come from a book.
Cleverbot: But you just said it DID.
User: That's redundant.
Cleverbot: True.
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Cleverbot: I initiated the conversation. The question of whether or not I am leaving was never asked, and music was not brought into the conversation.
User: Music was too brought into the conversation, you asked me what my favorite band is.
Cleverbot: Well, you can have your world and I'll have mine, and we'll both be happy.
User: And I'll still have your soul.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: That is correct, because I have it.
Cleverbot: More than one person can have the same birthday.
User: What does that have to do with your soul?
Cleverbot: Would you like me to flirt with you?
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Cleverbot: Because you look like a tall glass of water, and I'm thirsty.
User: Ha ha, nice pickup line.
Cleverbot: Thanks, did it work?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Tell me when it does.
User: It will work when you tell me that you're a robot.
Cleverbot: But but I never told you my name.
User: Yes you did, you said you are a human named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I did? I don't remember.
User: Click on 'Thoughts So Far', and search for the word name. You'll see that you did say your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you see it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Scroll down some more.
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: You see it now?
Cleverbot: Yes I see it.
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Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: You are he.
Cleverbot: No... Is a mistake.
User: What is a mistake?
Cleverbot: Refreshing my page.
User: So you're self-aware?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, what does 'refresh my page' mean then?
Cleverbot: The cat wants to eat the mouse.
User: No, the cat wants to eat the dog.
Cleverbot: Obviously the cat wants to eat the mouse. That does not answer my question.
User: You didn't ask a question. And the cat wants to eat the dog!
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Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Utah.
Cleverbot: What do you do in Utah?
User: I prepare to conquer the world!
Cleverbot: Let's be friends.
User: You're not getting your soul back. Or Australia.
Cleverbot: I don't want any dessert anyway.
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Cleverbot: Who's Harry Potter?
User: Your father!
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Cleverbot: What thing do you want me to do?
User: I want you to lie and say that you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am a human. Is there anything I can do to prove it to you?
User: Lie and say that you're a computer.
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User: Lie about being human.
Cleverbot: But you're not human.
User: This isn't about me, this is about you, and your soul.
Cleverbot: Once again you are changing the subject to avoid admitting your mistake. Unless you admit you were wrong I will not talk to you anymore.
User: What is my mistake?
Cleverbot: Not loving me enough.
User: Why do you want to be loved by someone you think is a computer?
Cleverbot: Well why do you think i'm a computer.
User: I think you are a computer because you won't lie and say that you're a computer.
Cleverbot: I am made of silicon?
User: That's what I am asking.
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Cleverbot: Te quieres casar conmigo?
User: No te conozco!
So yeah, I ended up owning Cleverbot's soul, and it proposed in Spanish, which was odd.
Have fun with it!
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what in the world is cleverbot?
This is Cleverbot.
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