Copycat Weekend fill-in

I have decided to be un-original and do what Chilly is doing, a fill in thing-a-majig.

1. I believe whatever doesn't kill you will have failed to stop you in your plans to take over the world. Or is Hobbes, leaving you alive to witness the anarchy he spreads as he conquers the world

2. If you're good at something, you can always become better.

3. Why so serious?.

4. Something is out there, it's just too lazy and bored to show itself.

5. If my life were a sitcom, it would be titled The mis-adventures of SWKT and Sam.

6. Sitting on my back porch [if you don't have one, use your imagination] I see the gateways to the Marvel Universe where Stephen Colbert is President of the United States and I now desire to be there.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to hanging with some friends, tomorrow my plans include visiting my family and seeing other friendsand Sunday, I may just get up the energy to take a nap.

In other exciting news, thanks to the wonders of Google Analytics, installed this Monday, it has been determined that this blog is now international. Yes, it is true, my brain washing scheme to make you all my loyal puppets has also reached a citizen of the UK and Switzerland. I can now only wonder if SARRMM means some vulgar term in the swiss language. If it does. I do apologize viewer, no harm was meant.
My next installment, as asked by Allyourbase, and the apparent vulgarity of SARRMM in swiss, will be the meaning behind the name, behind SARRMM.

All I ask is to ready some tissues, because it is a truly heartfelt story that will move your heart to tears, or bring tears to your eyes by how much you may be laughing. So ready the Kleenex!