Monday, April 27, 2009

I think it's time.

There's a vampire in my life. I can't say much more. But I'm getting the feeling that it's time to kill it.

So I'm stocking up on wooden stakes, garlic, torches, crucifixes and holy water. This is bound to get ugly.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you're going to do it, just get it over with.

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

Many things have been tried and the creature of the night still lives on. Maybe you have some pointers on how to kill it my good fellow-person?

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

I haven't tried hiring dinosaur riding ninja's armed with Febreeze yet... that might work.

yellow m&m said...

I have no suggestions. Sorry, I'm not into killing vampires, but if that's what's necessary...

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

I think it is totally necessary, for the good of mankind even.

Of course saying that I feel like joining a mob in song and shouting Kill the Beast! You know, from Beauty and the Beast?

yellow m&m said...

I know Beauty and the Beast. But do you really want to kill the Beast?

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

The beast isn't always a prince bewitched by an enchantment. Sometimes the beast is just a beast. And needs to die.

yellow m&m said...

Right.

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

So glad you agree with me. Cause such things can be very painful, or can lead to pain.