Thursday, December 3, 2009

Facebook Meme Time

As I'm getting sick and have nothing of interest to try and make humorous, I thought I would do this meme thing that my brother tagged me on in Facebook. Something about 50 questions... Ask more if you so desire. So, to put a spin on it, I'll give two answers. One is the serious answer, one is the silly answer. It's up to you to determine which is which. Or I may just give one answer, depending on the question.

1. Were you named after anyone? A) Some LDS apostle who once was president of some college. B)Named after Joseph Stalin, which fuels my desire to take over the world.
2. When was the last time you cried? A) The last time I laughed super hard. Probably yesterday. B)Whenever I realize Stalin is dead.
3. Do you like your handwriting? A) Cursive: No, Normal: Meh. B) What handwriting?

4. What is your favorite (lunch) meat? A)Monkey. B)Chorizo.

5. Do you have kids? A) Only in my mind. B) Do clones and doppelgangers count? C)What about uploaded personalities on the internet?

6. If you were another person would you be friends with yourself? No. I'd challenge the me who is not me to a duel to save the world from him. That, or I'd be friends with him to be his second in command and then off him at a critical moment in time.
7. Do you use sarcamsm? No, I let my sword do the talking.

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes, but they're the ones you gave up a while ago.

9. Would you bungee jump? Yes, but only when the planets and stars align. It's part of some crazy pagan ritual designed to give me ultimate power

10. What is your favorite cereal? Captain Crunch, Bloody O's and this cereal. Cause I pity da fool.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No, I slip them off to throw at my image of President Bush II, hoping he feels it in his gut.

12. First alcoholic beverage? What if I don't know, cause I mixed a bunch of stuff together in which all the alcohol canceled itself out?

13. What is your favorite ice cream? The fruity kind. The fruity kind that are in fruit to be precise.

14. What do you first notice about people? If the person is a cute girl, a guy, or a robot who wants to violate me because I mysteriously have its entire history and culture implanted in my head

15. Red or pink? Red, except during BYU/U of U rivalry week (don't want to lynched) and pink, but only on ties. Cause pink ties are super awesome and manly.

16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Shy, quiet, still haven't taken over the world, that you don't love me, that you won't be my lover, that I'm writing this still wondering what other random thing I will write down. Like pie!

17. Who do you miss the most? Certain Mexican hotties that I haven't seen in a while. You. What, you say we haven't met? Of course we have. I've just been busy oiling your bedroom window to better meet you.

18. Do you want everyone who reads this to answer these questions? Only if they do not read the fine print where doing so implies that you are ok with me taking over the world and nuking mars.

19. What color of pants and shoes are you wearing? You know, if I were color blind, this would be a hard question. Thankfully I am not.

21. What are you currently listening to? Currently playing is Phantom of the Opera: The point of no return. Oh, and all the voices in my head singing along with it, in every octave imaginable.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Awesome

23. Favorite Smell? The smell of global dominion. Or just good home-cooked food.

24. Who was the last person you talked to? My roommate, in a five way conversation with myself.

25. Do you like the person you got this from? Yes, he makes an excellent servant and lackey.

26. Favorite sports to watch? Football, Basketball, and Quiditch

27. Hair Color? Sources say blond. Others say dirty blond. Others were unable to give their full answer before they came to an untimely death.

28. Eye Color? Thanks to contacts; all of them. But mostly blue, best for staring into the eyes of the ladies.

29. Do you wear contacts? Occasionally.

30. Favorite food? Mexican, plus some excellent recipe from the Willie Handcart Company. Tastes a bit funny though

31. Scary movies or happy endings? Proper grammar in asking questions, and wondering why scary movies can have happy endings, or why there isn't room for scary happy endings.

32. Last movie you watched? I think Rocky 2. I'm not sure about that. It might have been some secret memoirs of world dictators. But that's supposed to be a secret.

33. What color of shirt are you wearing? Reddish. Not answering why though.

34. Summer or Winter? Winter.

35. Hugs or kisses? I refuse to answer a question so blatantly biased to Hershey's.

36. Favorite desert? Marzipan; that which is truly mana to my soul!

37. Most likely to respond? A super cute girl who I have seduced into joining my world order. Hopefully.

38. Least likely to respond? Said cute girl who doesn't want to admit that she is now seduced.

39. What are you currently reading? The Silmarillion, and How to be a Gentleman.

40. What is on your mouse pad? It's actually made of mice fur...

41. What did you watch on TV last night? Fox News, if you play Glenn Beck's program backwards, he gives tips on how to conquer the world, how to get Obama's soul, and that careful use of the Tellitubbies will make people do what you want them too; cause no one wants to be inflicted by such horrors as the Tellitubbies for very long.

42. Favorite sound(s)? Girls. Yes, girls are and can be a sound.

43. Rolling Stones or the Beatles? Both. At the same time. Playing in such a pattern to reveal the mysteries of life.

44. What is the furthest from home you have been? Mexico, and in other dimensions, Mars.

45. Do you have any special talents? I can whistle with my hands, can count things down with extreme accuracy, and looking extremely dashing and debonair in a top hat.

46. Where were you born? I wasn't born. I was cut out violently in attempts to end my horrific existence. They failed.

47. Whose answers are you looking forward to read? Yours.

48. How did you meet your spouse/significant other? I am still tracking her movements and learning her schedule to bump into each other at the perfect time.

49. Is the cup half empty or half full? I refuse to acknowledge the existence of said "cup". What is this cup you speak of?

50. If you could sit down at dinner with five people, who would they be? Either Obama and other world leaders, Hillary Duff, the Olsen Twins, Felicia Day, Taylor Swift, or just with some friends. Actually, as the question never stipulates the number of dinners, then I'll eat with all them, five at a time, which includes you who are reading this.

So yeah. Feel free to ask more I suppose.


The Boob Nazi said...

That's quite long....

That's what she said.

Alexandria said...

My favorite the one regarding what color crayon you would be! You are totally the color awesome.

I was going to use a TWSS...but The Boob Nazi got there before me!

Alexandra said...

I also cry whenever I remember Stalin's dead. ( )

amanda leeann said...

17 makes me want to think you're edward cullen. dude wrote the book on creeper, haha.

L'homme Masqued said...
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Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

But the girls dig them, so why not?