Why?! Just Why?

My brain is now fried, you broke it. Congratulations. I didn't even make it to the math lab yet. But you broke it. I decided to check Analytics this morning to see the search terms real quick that led to my web site, and let's just say yours takes the cake.

Why on earth anyone would search for the terms 'spooning mom' is beyond me. Why would you do such a thing? Maybe you searched for something wacky on Oedipus, maybe... but who knows. It's quite odd.

I think I'm going to soak my brain in acid now. And please don't search for that ever again. Please.