In Sickness and in, Well, In Sickness

Poor T.C. Jr., my Geo Metro. He's been under the weather. Actually it is a radiator problem. So there is much sadness. And much dramatic posing of heart attacks upon learning the price to repair it all.

And so until further notice, at least hopefully until later today, I'll be in Tooele.

Sadness and Lamentations.

Speechless Thursday

My sub conscience doesn't think I'm funny.

Well where to begin? So much to do and so little to say... or just resisting the urge to speak like Willy Wonka.

Well, my sub-conscience was berating in the night in the form of imagined comments from some girls in my ward who decided to agree with SWKT and say that I am not really all that funny. I think maybe it has to do with being put on a pillar of hilarity in the eyes of Giovanni, or maybe the desire for honesty in that I am not all that funny seeing that Comedy Central nor the Laugh out Loud or the other BYU comedy place has recruited me. So I guess this is an attempt at humility, honesty, low self esteem (or all of the above?) to say that I am honored if I have made any of you chuckle.

Tooele still fails. It shall always fail. At least until some unlucky soul decides to dive into the granite vault and see if he can find any reason as to why Tooele was named Tooele. No one knows. That and it is still boring. Thus Tooele fails, except to a slightly lesser degree to which I will discuss later on.

Tooele has failed again

Tooele has earned yet another fail. I will be in Tooele briefly tomorrow evening, and I suggested to a friend that we could go get some ice cream at Leatherby's Ice Cream. Let me just say that Leatherby's is awesome and doesn't deserve this. But no. It is closed. I think Tooele likes to have bored out of their mind residents. Maybe the boredom, combined with the heat is why there is no crime rate, because their freaking souls have been sucked out due to boredom. Or Tooele is an ancient indian village that was cursed to be unproductive and be lazy due to boredom.

Maybe I'll go poison the water supply or cause something to explode in the nearby copper mine, that might wake the town.